Jef the Cyclist shows us how NOT to open your speech

Yesterday’s Pearls Before Swine cartoon had minor character Jef the Cyclist writing a speech to kick off his campaign for mayor. But Pig told him there might be a problem with his first line:

“Dear lardos with no self-discipline.”

As is shown above, Jef views us non-cyclists as scum or commoners. He once was going to give a brief talk titled ‘Why I’m better than you’ at a Conference of the Self-Righteous.