Saturday, October 30, 2021

100 of the funniest quotes from the past century



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At the Reader’s Digest web site there is an article by Lucie Terkel on October 26, 2021 titled 100 Funniest quotes from the past 100 years. There are 26 categories, as follows:

 

advice and criticism (3)

aging (3)

bores (4)

cats (4)

death (3)  

dogs (4)

drink (3)

education (3)

emotions (3)

enemies (3)

egotists (4)

families (4)

food (3)

friends (3)

gossip (3)

happiness (3)

health (3)

intelligence (4)

marriage (7)

money (6)

optimism and pessimism (3)

parenting (8)

politics (3)

stupidity (4)

success (3)

work (6)

 

For example, three on death are:

 

“Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise they won’t come to yours.” - Yogi Berra

 

“I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.” - Shane Richie

 

“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that seem right? That means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” - Jerry Seinfeld

 

The cartoon of a female speaker was adapted from this one at Wikimedia Commons.

 


Friday, October 29, 2021

Sun Tzu did not write the Zen Book of War


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In a previous blog post on October 10, 2021 I had asked Can you trust a blog post where two books it discusses have their authors incorrectly named? That post discussed an article (blog post) by Dr. John Livingston at the Gem State Patriot News. He cranked out another confused article on October 20, 2021 titled We are winning in which he discusses a foggy memory from some of his military experiences long ago.

 

He claims in the second paragraph to have read a book by Sun Tzu titled the Zen Book of War, which had 14 to 15 chapters and was on a Marine Corps recommended list. I also read Sun Tzu long ago, but correctly remember the title simply is The Art of War. You can look up Sun Tzu at Wikipedia, and be directed to another page about The Art of War which says it only has 13 chapters. Livingston also says dispirit when he means disparate.   

 

He also refers to Jack Welch of General Motors, which is nonsense as well – Jack ran General Electric.

 

If you look around via Google, you can find a Discussion Guide from the Marine Corps Commandant’s Professional Reading List that refers to The Art of War. It also appears in the notes on page 99 of the 1997 Marine Corps Doctrinal Publication 1 – Warfighting.

 

My Zen graphic is based on this image from Wikimedia Commons.

 


Thursday, October 28, 2021

What sort of media coverage did we get at a worst moment?

 

The mass shootings on October 25, 2021 at the Boise Towne Square mall are an example of media coverage. Our newspapers and TV did an excellent job of covering a story that unfolded relatively slowly (because of the large area and many witnesses). They stuck to the facts and didn’t speculate. Their coverage repeated what the Boise Police released in their news conferences.

 

For example, the Associated Press had an article by Rebecca Boone and Keith Ridler on October 25, 2021 titled Police: 2 die, 4 injured in Idaho mall shooting. A second article by Rebecca Boone on October 26, 2021 is titled Coroner IDs suspect in Boise mall shooting that killed two. A third article on October 27, 2021 is titled Mall shooting victim’s family hopes to bring body home.

 

KTVB (TV7) also had several articles. October 25, 2021 there is one by Devin Ramey titled BPD: 2 people killed, 5 others, including suspect and a police officer, injured in Boise mall shooting and a second by Celina Van Hyming titled False social media post claims multiple suspects were involved in Boise Towne Square shooting. A third by Celina Van Hyming on October 26, 2021 is titled BPD Chief: Boise mall shooting suspect was known to police; a fourth on October 27, 2021 is titled Timeline: What we know about the Boise Towne Square shooting.

 

The suspected shooter, Jacob Bergquist, a 27-year-old Boise man died of his injuries. He killed two other people. One was Jo Acker, a mall security guard who was an Army veteran (paratrooper and forward artillery observer). The other was Robert Padilla Arguelles, a 49-year-old truck driver who lived part of the year in the southern Idaho city of Rupert and the other part of the year in Zacatecas, Mexico.

 

Friday, October 22, 2021

When will Donald Trump be declared to have won the state of Arizona in the 2020 presidential election?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As shown above, that will be when pigs fly. Results were Biden 1,672,143 (49.4%), Trump 1,661688  (49.1%) so the margin was 10,455 votes. But The Donald’s latest fantasy on October 15,2021 was to instead claim:

“A new analysis of mail-in ballots in Pima County, Arizona means the election was Rigged and Stolen from the Republican Party in 2020, and in particular, its Presidential Candidate.

…. Either a new Election should immediately take place or the past Election should be decertified and the Republican candidate declared the winner.”

 

That claim did not bother to identify that the ‘analysis’ came from a rambling video titled by Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai titled The Fish Tail in Pima County. Analysis of Mail-in Ballots Pima County, Arizona. He is an arrogant jerk who recently has been awarded his very own web page at the Encyclopedia of American Loons. In the transcript for this video at 24:04 there is the following diatribe about comments (actually destroying his claims in a previous video, but which does not identify the source for his scorn):

“Okay. Now, what we’re going to do, and I want to understand this week, then pattern analysis, we typically typically build what we call a feature - a metric. We had a very foolish mathematician, and I did this in Michigan, a guy who calls himself the math guy in England who doesn’t understand pattern analysis.

He says, Oh, you can’t subtract two percentages. Well, frankly, in pattern analysis, you create metrics. Okay, you create features. So this unfortunate lad didn’t understand the difference between a feature and math. Okay. It’s not simply looking at percentages, okay?

In face analysis, for example, people used to spend all this time doing high end pixel analysis, well, you find out you could analyze people’s faces by looking at certain distance measurements or certain percentages of, you know, the distance between the nose in the eyes anyway, in pattern analysis, we call these features, okay? And mathematicians need to sort of learn their chops on this.

So they need to, frankly, get educated before they sort of critique something they don’t know what they’re talking about, but fundamentally, in Pima, what we’re looking at is the x axis, we’re looking at the percent Malin return, right?”

Actually it is Matt Parker at Stand-up Maths who posted an 18-minute YouTube video on November 14, 2020 titled Do these scatter plots reveal fraudulent vote-switching in Michigan? Watch starting at 6:50 and on to 9:00 as he points out they do not because a slope similar to that shown for Trump also appears for Biden. His discussion about on not subtracting percentages is later, starting at 12:50. Shiva Ayyadurai’s analysis of Michigan really is a fraud.

 

For the Maricopa County audit Dr. Shiva previously had failed to grasp the difference between ballots and envelopes, as is described by Gowri Ramachandran at the Brennan Center for Justice on October 1, 2021in an article titled The Arizona Senate’s contractors fail to understand basic probability and voter data:

 

“Another of the senate’s contractors, Shiva Ayyadurai, similarly failed to understand (or acknowledge) this notice and cure procedure, when, in a senate hearing he made a rambling presentation that raised suspicion about duplicate envelope images from the 2020 election and at one point erroneously described the duplicate envelope images as ‘two ballots.’ The report was then amplified by elected officials and candidates in Arizona who falsely called them ‘duplicate votes’ and ‘duplicate ballots.’ But there is nothing suspicious about an envelope being processed twice if the first time, the signature can’t be verified. Once the problem has been fixed, the envelope is ready to be rescanned and the ballot inside removed and counted.”

 

The flying pig for my cartoon was modified from this one at Openclipart.


Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Were those audience figures inflated?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not just figuratively, as was described in an article by Matt Ford on January 21, 2017 at The Atlantic titled Trump’s press secretary falsely claims: ‘Largest audience ever to witness an Inauguration, period.’ I mean literally inflated, as has sometimes been done to provide ‘extras’ in films before Computer-generated imagery (CGI) recently became inexpensive.

 

For example, an article at insider media limited on January 11, 2011 is titled Inflatable Crowd Company helps bring The King’s Speech to life. A more recent article at Ripley’s on December 9, 2016 is titled Inflatable crowds – Hollywood’s secret extras, and is accompanied by a brief YouTube video titled The Inflatable Crowd Company – Hollywood’s secret extras. There also is another brief YouTube video from November 5, 2012 by their competitor, Crowd In A Box. Crowd in a Box even sued The Inflatable Crowd Company, as described by Leslie Simmons at the Hollywood Reporter on October 23, 2007 in an article titled Judge dismisses crowd dummy case.

 

On October 1, 2021 I blogged about Inexpensive inflatable props for speeches, but did not include inflatable audiences there.

 


Monday, October 18, 2021

Favorite candies for Halloween


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Halloween will arrive at the end of the month, so our thoughts turn again to candy. But which candy is the most popular in the entire U.S.? RetailMeNot did a survey this year, published in an article on October 13, 2021 titled RetailMeNot study finds Reese’s and M&Ms are STILL the most popular Halloween candies this year. (I also found mentions of their surveys for 2020 and for 2019). As shown above via a bar chart, for 2021 results were 55% for M&Ms, 54% for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, 50% for KitKat, 48% for Snickers, 44% for Hershey Bars, 43% for Twix, 29% for Skittles, and 28% for Candy Corn. For 2020 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups crept past M&Ms but the other rankings were the same.       

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What about popularity in different states (being searched for most)? There is a second article by Kathy Morris at Zippia the career expert on September 22, 2021 titled Each state’s favorite Halloween candy (spoiler: somehow candy corn makes the list). As shown above via a second bar chart, Kit Kat and Twix both were favorites in six states. Five candies were favorites in three states each: 100 Grand Bar, Dum Dums (lollipops), Jolly Rancher Hard Candy, Skittles, and Sour Patch Kids. Another five candies were favorites in two states each: Milky Way, Nerds, Peanut M&Ms, Tootsie Pops, and Airheads. 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How about popularity in different states (being purchased the most)? There is a third article by Ben George at CandySTORE on September 22, 2021 titled Most popular Halloween candy by state [interactive map]. As shown above via a third bar chart, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Sour Patch Kids, and Starburst were favorites in six states. M&Ms were a favorite in five states, and Tootsie Pops were a favorite in four states. There is another article by Jordan Mendoza at USA Today on October 10, 2021 about the CandySTORE one titled From Reese’s to candy corn, here are the most popular and hated Halloween treats by state. Curiously it miscounted the number of states as five for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The CandySTORE article listed the top three sellers in each state. Results for Idaho and its six neighbors are shown above in a fourth bar chart. Utah purchased truly startling amounts of candy (almost 209 tons of Tootsie Pops). In Idaho our three top sellers were Starburst, Snickers, and Candy Corn! Candy Corn also was third in Nevada, Oregon, and Utah.

 


 


Friday, October 15, 2021

Are we really being alloyed?


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you don’t bother to carefully research the definition for a term that is outside your area of expertise, then you can look like a mixed-up fool. That’s what Dr. John Livingston did in an article (blog post) at the Gem State Patriot News on October 7, 2021 titled We’re being “alloyed.” His first paragraph says:

 

“I see the word ‘alloyed’ being used in print and the electronic and social media with increasing frequency. I have always known what the word meant in the metallurgical sense, but when referring to a privilege or a ‘right’ I had to look it up. It means according to Merriam’s ‘something added that lowers value.’ Synonyms include the words—'adulterate, befouled and corrupted’. I saw the word used both by Jason Riley and on Fox in the context of the welfare state providing ‘an unalloyed good’. I like the usage in this context. Welfare benefits are in fact an example of an ‘alloyed good’. The value of the lives that such programs are applied to in the long term are devalued and marginalized. The short-term gains—and we were always told that these programs were to provide a bridge to being self-sufficient, have been more than offset by the unintended economic consequences that are the result of incentivizing behaviors that in the end fail to benefit individuals, families, and societies at large.”

 

He didn’t really know what alloyed meant in a metallurgical sense. (I definitely know since I am a retired metallurgist). Perhaps he looked it up in an older Merriam Webster dictionary, like the 2004 new edition, that only has the following two brief following definitions for alloy:

 

“[1] a substance composed of metals melted together; [2] an admixture that lessens value.”

 

If he had looked for the noun at the Merriam-Webster web site he would instead have found THREE definitions - where the first metallurgical one inspired the third other he liked:

 

“[1] the degree of mixture with base metals: Fineness.

 

 [2] a substance composed of two or more metals or of a metal and a nonmetal intimately united usually by being fused together and dissolving in each other when molten.

 

 [3] an admixture that lessens value or an impairing alien element.”

 

My copy of Webster’s New World Dictionary of the American Language (College Edition 1962) has more detailed descriptions. They include two different metallurgical senses, beginning with a negative one for precious metals (which is the basis for lowering value), and a neutral, general one for mixtures of any metals:

 

“Noun: 1] the relative purity of gold or silver. 2] a metal that is a mixture of two or more metals or of a metal and something else. 3] a less valuable metal mixed with a more valuable one, often to give hardness, hence 4] something that lowers the value or goodness of another thing when mixed with it. Verb: 1] to make (a metal) less valuable by mixing it with a cheaper metal. 2] to mix (metals). 3] to debase by adding something inferior.”

 

How about the web site for the Oxford English Dictionary? It has the following definitions for alloyed (as an adjective) and again begins with one for precious metals:

 

“{1} Senses relating to metals:

[1] Of a precious metal: mixed with a less valuable metal in order to lower its standard or quality without this being apparent, or to improve its durability; (specifically) debased in this way.

 

[2] Of a metal: combined with another metal or (less commonly) a non-metallic element so as to form an alloy.

 

{2} Figurative uses.

[3] Of a quality, feeling, experience, etc.: containing a base or undesirable element; mixed, adulterated.”   

 

Wikipedia has a good article on Fineness, which explains it as follows:

 

“The fineness of a precious metal object (coin, bar, jewelry, etc.) represents the weight of fine metal therein, in proportion to the total weight which includes alloying base metals and any impurities. Alloy metals are added to increase hardness and durability of coins and jewelry, alter colors, decrease the cost per weight, or avoid the cost of high-purity refinement. For example, copper is added to the precious metal silver to make a more durable alloy for use in coins, housewares and jewelry. Coin silver, which was used for making silver coins in the past, contains 90% silver and 10% copper, by mass….”

 

Fineness for gold is described by karats (aka carats), where pure gold is 24 karat. 18 karat is 75% gold. 14 karat gold, used for jewelry, is harder and more durable, nominally 58–1/3% gold.   

 

Dr. Livingston’s third paragraph begins with another mixed-up claim that:

 

“Since twenty years after its’ founding the modern day Democratic Party has been the party of racism, Jim Crow, grinding segregation—and not just in the Southern states but places like Shaker Heights, Upper Arlington, Bethesda, Beacon Hill Back Bay, Swarthmore, and Bryn Mayr.”

 

Republicans had switched racist places with the Democrats after the civil rights bill passed in the 1960s, which is described in the Wikipedia page on the modern Southern strategy by the Republican party.

 

His fourth paragraph misspells RINO as the animal RHINO, as I have described previously in another blog post on August 9, 2021 titled Is that a RHINO or a RINO?

 

The image of pouring aluminum came from the Library of Congress.

 

 

 

 


Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Trump inflated the cost for military equipment that was left in Afghanistan


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On September 28, 2021 Donald Trump claimed:

 

“The horrible ‘withdrawal’ was caused, in particular, because the Military was taken out before American citizens and $85 Billion worth of the highest-grade Military equipment anywhere in the world.”

 

But fact checking articles found he was exaggerating as usual – by perhaps a factor of three or more. Our total spending for the Afghanistan Security Forces Fund (ASFF) was about $85 million. On August 31, 2021 there is an article by Ali Swenson at AP titled FACT FOCUS: Trump, others wrong on US gear left with Taliban. Another on September 3, 2021 by Robert Farley at FactCheck.org is titled Republicans inflate cost of Taliban-seized U.S. military equipment. On October 12, 2021 there is still another article by Jacob Jarvis at Newsweek titled Fact Check: Donald Trump’s claim U.S. left $85 billion of equipment with Taliban. Jarvis reported:

“The SIGAR report says that between 2005 and the third quarter of 2021, $18.56 billion from the ASFF was spent on ‘equipment and transportation.’….A Government Accountability Office report from 2017 said around 29 percent of the funds allocated to the ASFF, since it was set up in 2005, were spent on equipment and transportation between 2005 and 2016.”

On September 1, 2020 I blogged about how Donald J. Trump lies almost once each hour of every day.

 


Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Most commonly searched fears in U.S. states and DC for 2021


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

October is here, and leading up to Halloween it is customary to discuss people’s fears. At the Your Local Security blog on October 6, 2021 there is a post by Alice titled Each state’s most Googled phobia (really fear). She looked at the same list of fears used previously in 2020 in an earlier post on October 12, 2020 titled Your State’s Most-Searched Phobia|2020 which I had blogged about on October 17, 2020 in my post titled Most commonly searched fears in U.S. states and DC for 2020.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I organized those fears into a bar chart listing the number of states with each fear, as shown above including the state abbreviations. For comparison the results for 2020 are shown via a second bar chart. How many states have the same most common fear? Only three: Massachusetts (failure), New York (intimacy), and Tennessee (blood). That’s a paltry six percent.  

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On October 15, 2019 I had blogged about the Most commonly searched fears for 2019 in U.S. states (and DC), and on April 13, 2019 I had blogged about the Most commonly searched fears in U.S. states for both 2017 and 2018. A table shown above lists the number of states where each fear was most common for all five years from 2017 to 2021. Results vary wildly!

 

The cartoon of a woman at her computer was adapted from this one at Wikimedia Commons.

 


Sunday, October 10, 2021

Can you trust a blog post where two books it discusses have their authors incorrectly named?

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course not! It only would take a few minutes to proofread, and check those references at Wikipedia, WorldCat or Amazon. Not doing so indicates a troubling lack of attention to detail (a willingness to instead trust your fallible memory).

 

At the Gem State Patriot News on October 1, 2021 there is an article (blog post) by Dr. John Livingston titled Why We Are Divided and who is To Blame? He claims that:

 

“Almost 20 years ago Hans Rosling and his wife Olga wrote and published the book FACTFULNESS. In the book they describe 10 reasons that people are either misled by others, or how they mislead themselves.”

 

The late Dr. Rosling’s wife was Agneta. His two co-authors for that 2018 book were his son Ola Rosling, and daughter-in law Anna Rosling Ronnlund (see article at Wikipedia). John confused his son with his wife, and left out his daughter-in law. I commented on that mistake and, of course, he said I was right.  

 

Dr. Livingston also claims:

 

“A very famous book written by Dr. Marshall McQuillan entitled THE MEDIUM IS THE MESSAGE implanted in the minds of several generations of journalists and media practitioners the idea that an impression or a narrative was far more important than the actual reality.”

 

The Wikipedia article about that 1967 book instead lists the title as The Medium is the Massage: An Inventory of Effects, and the authors as Marshall McLuhan and Quentin Fiore.  

 

On September 11, 2020 I blogged about Editing tips for speechwriters and other writers. In that post I mentioned two previous articles by Dr. Livingston with spelling errors. He is also the medical policy adviser for the Idaho Freedom Foundation, whose advice cannot be trusted.   

  

The image was adapted from a 1949 Make Friends with Books poster at the Library of Congress.

 


Saturday, October 9, 2021

Jackpots of weed sales across the border from Idaho


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just saw an AP article from yesterday titled First Nevada pot dispensary on Idaho line cleared to open, about how the little casino town of Jackpot (population 1,244) will begin selling marijuana - which is not legal in Idaho. It is 45 miles south from Twin Falls, Idaho (population 45,951). 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another article by Natalie Fertig at Politico on April 18, 2021 titled Border Weed: how the hometown of Tater Tots became a cannabis capital has a bar chart showing the absurdly high per resident sales in Malheur County, Oregon (whose largest city is Ontario). I’ve added the county population and (name of the largest city) in my version, which is shown above. Malheur County has over 7.5 times the sales that Multnomah County (with Portland) has!

 

Those articles reminded me how adjoining states have very different laws. For example, Oregon has no sales tax, while Idaho charges 6%. Conversely, Oregon has a beverage container deposit law, while Idaho does not. Nevada has gambling everywhere, so border towns like Jackpot and West Wendover (next to Utah) get out-of-state visitors.

 

And while Idaho and 47 other states allow self-serve sales of gasoline, Oregon (with some exceptions) and New Jersey do not. The situation in Oregon was discussed in yet another article by Andrew Damitio at Medium on November 13, 2019 titled The Insanity of Oregon’s Self-Serve Gas Ban.

 


Thursday, October 7, 2021

Heritage interpretation at the Evergreen Air & Space Museum

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Monday, October 4, 2021 I visited the Evergreen Aviation & Space Museum over in McMinnville, Oregon. Its centerpiece is the one and only wooden Hughes Flying Boat, popularly known as the Spruce Goose. That eight-engine monster has a wingspan of 320 feet, a length of 219 feet, and a height of 79 feet. The nose faces the end of the museum shown above.

 

In a blog post on July 16, 2021titled Heritage Interpretation – telling historical stories to people, I quoted Freeman Tilden’s definition for interpretation, which is:

 

“An educational activity which aims to reveal meaning and relationships through the use of original objects, by first-hand experience, and by illustrative media, rather than simply to communicate factual information.”

 

Telling those historical stories in a museum involves letting people see the objects and explanatory placards (which should not have more detail than can be read in three minutes). They also can ask guides for even more details. 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For example, a Consolidated PBY Catalina flying boat and its placard are shown above. 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another example is the 2,000 hp. Pratt & Whitney R-2800 Double Wasp radial engine. The placard provides context reminding us it had powered two famous WWII fighter planes, the Vought F4U Corsair and the Republic P47 Thunderbolt.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another aircraft on display is a Piper L-4H Grasshopper (the military version of the Piper J-3  Cub). To further add interest, it is displayed along with an anti-tank bazooka rocket launching tube. The placard mentions Major Charles Carpenter, who was known as ‘Bazooka Charlie’ for his tank busting feats. His WWII exploits were described briefly on page 84 of the February 1945 issue of Popular Science magazine:

 

“PIPER CUB TANK BUSTER

 

Maj. Charlie Carpenter of the Armored Command got tired of seeing enemy tanks scurrying around below while he spotted artillery hits from his ‘grasshopper’ plane. So, with the assistance of the Ninth Air force Service Command and an associate in Ordnance, he equipped the Cub with bazookas, and went to work on the Germans. Under each wing he mounted a battery of three of the weapons, loaded and ready for firing by means of a cord pulled by the pilot. The prey was sized up from high altitude, and, since the enemy believed that the pilot was concerned only with artillery spotting, they did not notice the bazookas inconspicuously located under his wings. When he had picked his target, he spiraled down and swooped in just above the treetops for the kill.

 

The first day Carpenter knocked out one Tiger tank with each battery, and the latest available report shows his total to be 14. The photograph at the left is a muzzle-end view showing how three of the rocket hurlers are mounted on the struts of a Piper Cub. All three bazookas on one side are fired by a jerk on a lanyard, shaking the little ship like a fever chill.”     

 

In the April 2020 issue of Air & Space Smithsonian there is another article by Jim Busha titled Bazooka Charlie and the Grasshopper: A tale of World War II.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For variety some of the aircraft are displayed hanging from wires rather than just sitting on their landing gear. As shown above, an aerobatic Russian YAK-50 is almost sideways, and a Pitts Special aerobatic biplane is upside down.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some high-speed aircraft also are displayed in the Space Museum building. A North American X-15 rocket plane is displayed with its nose pointed skyward. The placard says:

 

“TO THE EDGE OF SPACE

In 1963, the X-15 took pilot Joe Walker to the edge of space twice! (An altitude greater than 100 km or 328,000 feet – approximately 62 miles – is considered space. Walker flew to 354,200 feet, more than 67 miles high). Walker was formally designated an astronaut for his achievement, preceding Gus Grissom by more than a year and a half as the first man to enter space twice. [X-a5 pilot Neil Armstrong, later becoming the first man to walk on the moon, and X-15 pilot Joe Engle went on to fly the space shuttle.] The X-15 flew 199 flights. The last was in October 1968. This is an engineering model of the X-15. IT was used for wind tunnel testing.”  

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There also is a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird (shown with the outboard end of its left wing raised to reveal the engine). To its left is the accompanying D-21 drone it sometimes would carry.

 


Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Best historical story about an inflatable prop

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Monday, October 4, 2021 I visited the Evergreen Aviation & Space Museum over in McMinnville, Oregon. Its centerpiece is the one and only wooden Hughes Flying Boat, popularly known as the Spruce Goose. That eight-engine monster (shown above in a vintage photo and on display) has a wingspan of 320 feet, a length of 219 feet, and a height of 79 feet.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you walk inside the fuselage and look towards the rear, you can see some beach balls. Why are they there?

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A display on the balcony provides the following explanation (which could be the basis for a Toastmasters speech):

 

“This beach ball is a genuine historic artifact from the one-and-only flight of the Hughes Fyling Boat Spruce Goose.

 

In preparing for taxi tests, Hughes was concerned about the floatability of the aircraft if the hull was breached. His solution was to pack the hull with a readily available flotation device…beach balls.

 

The story goes that prior to and shortly after the Nov. 2, 1947 taxi test and single flight of the Hughes Flying Boat, a beach ball could not be found in the Los Angeles area and possibly, all of Southern California. Hughes had instructed his people to purchase every beach ball they could find.

 

For the test, Hughes had the balls stuffed in the hull but it has yet to be determined exactly where they were placed. In 1992, a portion of those balls arrived in McMinnville still in the hull of the Flying Boat. This ball is one of about 25 of the original LA Beach Balls.”

 


Friday, October 1, 2021

Inexpensive inflatable props for speeches

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s October, and perhaps time to shop for a costume or other stuff for Halloween. When you look around at a party store like Zurchers, you also can find inexpensive inflatable props to use for speeches. As is shown above, I found a package of four 11” tall inflatable microphones for just $4.27.  

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They also had a 37” tall inflatable electric guitar for just $4.27. That’s a real version of an ‘air guitar.’ Both were packaged in 6- 3 /4 ” x 13” plastic bags. Those props are easy to carry when deflated but large enough for the 20-to-30-person audience at a Toastmasters club meeting. They also had a pair of 12” inflatable red dice for sale for $6.43.

 

Other online party stores like PartyPalooza have a 42” tall inflatable electric guitar. Amazon has even more inflatables. At Amazon you can get a Max Fun inflatable rock star toy set with 30 pieces for $24.99. It has a half-dozen guitars, four bass guitars, a half-dozen saxaphones, four microphones, a half-dozen gag shutter glasses, a lute, a keyboard, and a drum.

 

Back on May 2, 2017 I had blogged about how to Pump up your presentation with inflatable props.