Showing posts with label comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comics. Show all posts

Monday, August 24, 2026

Mustaches to Ashes


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Changing the wording of a well-known expression can be hilarious. There is a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic by Zack Weinersmith on June 17, 2026 with captions saying the following:

 

Clergyman (at coffin): Earth to Earth, Mustaches to Ashes, Dust to Dust. The Lord Bless Him.

 

Man (thinking): Wait, did he just say…No, it couldn’t be.

 

And the description below says:

 

There are a lot more dares among the clergy than you would guess.

 

An article by Matthew Harrison at The Lutheran Witness on April 1, 2019 titled Ashes to ashes, dust to dust describes the usual wording for burial of the dead from The Book of Common Prayer:

 

“We now commit the body of our brother/sister to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, in the sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life through our Lord Jesus Christ, who will change our lowly bodies so that they will be like His glorious body, by the power that enables Him to subdue all things to Himself.”

 

The mustaches came from OpenClipArt and the ashes came from Wikimedia Commons.

 

 

Friday, July 24, 2026

A Pearls Before Swine comic about how effort is the key to success


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Stephan Pastis’s Pearls Before Swine comic strip has a gray donkey called the Great Wise Ass who sits atop a hill and dispenses sage advice. His July 24, 2026 comic has this dialogue:

 

Pig:                         Oh, Great Wise Ass, what is the key

                                to success?

 

Great Wise Ass:   Effort.

 

Pig:                         Nooooooooo…

 

Pig:                         If you had said ‘luck’ I could have kept 

                                sleeping in.

 

On July 16, 2025 I had blogged about How to become smart according to a Pearls Before Swine comic.

 

 

Monday, July 20, 2026

A Sheldon comic about three levels of insurance


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes a comic strip can add to both your knowledge and vocabulary. I had previously heard of reinsurance but not the next level of retrocession, as is shown above.

 

Dave Kellett’s Sheldon comic on July 15, 2026 has the following dialogue:

 

Arthur (the talking duck): You buy insurance.

 

Arthur:     But then the insurance company buys

                  ‘Re-insurance’ on your insurance.

                  As insurance.

 

Arthur:     But then that reinsurer needs 

                   their own insurance!

                  So they buy ‘retrocession,’ which is insurance

                  for reinsurers of insurance.

          

Gramp:    Dear God. It’s insurance all the way down. 

                  [An infinite regress.]

 

Arthur:     And the secret? NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE 

                  POLICIES PAYS OUT WHEN NEEDED.

 

The Wikipedia page on Reinsurance says it is:

 

“…the transfer of liability from the insurance company, which issued the insurance contract, to the reinsurance company. The reinsurance company assumes some of an insurance company's liability in exchange for a payment or a portion of the insurance contract costs.

 

Munich Reinsurance, known as Munich Re is one example, and Swiss Re is another. Munich Re used to post an interesting quarterly magazine called Schadenspiegel (about losses and loss prevention) on their web site. Later they restricted it just to their customers. You can find their 2007 Special feature issue – Risk factor of earth as a 58-page pdf.

  

Lloyd’s of London is another somewhat different reinsurer. The Wikipedia page about them says:

 

Lloyd's of London, generally known simply as Lloyd's, is an insurance and reinsurance market located in London, England. Unlike most of its competitors in the industry, it is not an insurance company; rather, Lloyd's is a corporate body governed by the Lloyd's Act 1871 and subsequent acts of Parliament. It operates as a partially-mutualised marketplace within which multiple financial backers, grouped in syndicates, come together to pool and spread risk. These underwriters or ‘members,’ include both corporations and private individuals, the latter being traditionally known as ‘Names’.”

 

There is an article by Ramon Berenguer at Reinsurance News on August 20, 2025 titled How does retrocession in reinsurance work? He says that:

 

“Retrocession is a reinsurance transaction where a reinsurer transfers risks of an insurance company it has reinsured to another reinsurer. The reinsurance company that takes on another reinsurer’s risk is called the retrocessionaire.” 

 

How did I learn about Munich Reinsurance? Back in 1964 Munich Re published two books (of text and plates [images]) with failure analysis case histories by E. J. Pohl titled The Face of Metallic Fractures. They were subtitled Results of Investigations on Failed Engineering Components Carried Out by the Engineering Insurance Department of the Allianz Versicherungs-Aktiengesellschaft.

 

In 1990 I was working in Columbus, Ohio doing consulting which included lots of failure analysis. I bought the 1988 Fatigue Design Handbook from the Society of Automotive Engineers (SAE). On pages 297 to 330 there was Chapter 11 on Failure Analysis by David Broek which referred to E. J. Pohl’s book. Munich Re had a U.S. office in downtown Columbus, so I visited them and asked the manager whether I could buy a copy of that book. He said no, it was long out of print. But then he asked around that company, found a spare copy at another office, and mailed it to me as a Christmas present!

 

 

Thursday, July 16, 2026

How to become smart according to a Pearls Before Swine comic


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stephan Pastis’s Pearls Before Swine comic strip has a running gag with a gray donkey called the  Great Wise Ass who sits atop a hill and dispenses sage advice. His July 11, 2026 comic had this dialogue:

 

Pig:                       Oh, Great Wise Ass, how does one 

                              become smart?

 

Great Wise Ass: The key is to read, read, read, read, read.

                              Do you do that?

 

Pig:                       Does watching Instagram videos count?

 

Pig (to Rat):         Turns out it doesn’t count.

 

On July 6, 2024 I blogged about The magic of reading books – stories told by librarians and booksellers. Near the end of that post I had said:

 

“Back in high school I found a life-changing little book by George Polya titled How to Solve It: a system of thinking which can help you solve any problem. It gave me a whole new intellectual toolbox – which I used in my careers in applied research and engineering consulting.”  

 

My image shows the shelf with public speaking books at the downtown Boise Public Library.

 

 

Monday, July 13, 2026

A xkcd cartoon about holes we have drilled in the earth


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An xkcd cartoon by Randall Munroe on July 1, 2026 (shown above) is simply titled Holes. Its vertical scale extends from 4,000 meters above sea level to 12,000 meters below it. Details shown on it are discussed at Explain Xkcd.

 

The Bingham Canyon open-pit copper mine near Salt Lake City is shown at the upper left. I blogged about it on July 15, 2011 in a post titled What can we say about a really big hole in the ground?

 

At the lower right Randall shows the two deepest holes, at almost 12,000 meters (or 12 km). How far have we gone relative to the center of the earth? The radius of the earth averages 6,371 km. So we have drilled 0.19% of the way to the center – barely scratching the surface.

 

 

Monday, July 6, 2026

Overly enthusiastic use of ‘absolutely’ can sound like you’re saying the opposite


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Absolutely’ is an intensifier. Back on February 23, 2014 I blogged about One-track minds: exactly, absolutely, always. And on June 14, 2024 I posted about how Hedges, qualifiers, and intensifiers are essentially weasel words which can be removed.

 

There is a Savage Chickens cartoon by Doug Savage on July 6, 2026 titled Absolutely, and shown above slightly colorized. It cautions that enthusiastic use of that word can seem like you mean the opposite – when Hell freezes over.  

 

 

Thursday, July 2, 2026

A Pearls Before Swine cartoon with advice in a pie chart from life coach Rat


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is a Pearls Before Swine cartoon on July 1, 2026 by Stephan Pastis with the following dialogue:

 

Rat: I’m now a professional life coach, and because you’re my friend I’ve decided to help you for free.

 

Pig: Oh goodie! How?

Rat: It starts with this chart I’ve drawn up showing the percentage of your life that you act like a real dum dum.

 

Pig and Rat: looking at chart [see above]

 

Rat: Do that less.

 

Pig: Somehow your help never feels like help.

Rat: Shoot. Now it’s 99%.  

 

 

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

An Incidental Comic by Grant Snider about not needing a bookmark


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes a comic strip can show you something very creative. On November 29, 2025 Grant Snider at Incidental Comics had one titled The Best Part with the following dialogue:

 

“The best part

  of reading two books at once:

  don’t need a bookmark.”

 

I illustrated it with an image. On October 11, 2024 I had blogged about A book on creativity from Grant Snider – profusely illustrated by comics.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is almost the same geometry as used on couplings for railroad cars, as shown above.

 

Friday, May 29, 2026

An xkcd cartoon shows a hilariously overloaded flag design


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Randall Munroe’s xkcd comic for May 25, 2026 (which I colorized to yellow) has an awful flag design. Apparently all dozen ideas from the flag design committee were included. The worst is the bottom fringes that remind me of a for sale notice thumbtacked to an office bulletin board. The flag is analyzed at Explain xkcd

 

On May 14, 2016 I blogged about how Looking at flag design will change how you make PowerPoint slides. And on September 23, 2017 I posted about an example - A new, simpler, better flag for the city of Pocatello, Idaho. On June 30, 2020 I blogged about how Mississippi is going to change its state flag.

 

 

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Manslaughter or Just a Man’s Laughter?


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes a little punctuation makes a big difference. Leaving off an apostrophe and a space turns the phrase a man’s laughter into the word manslaughter. The Pearls Before Swine comic by Stephan Pastis on April 29, 2026 has the following dialogue:

 

Pig: Did you see this guy who got arrested?

Goat: No. What happened?

 

Pig: Guess he must have been a comedian or something because he got jailed for a man’s laughter.

 

Goat: Manslaughter.

 

Pig: Oh, great, He slaughtered some man for laughing

Goat: Why do I try?

 

My cartoon is a color version of this one from Openclipart.

 

 

 

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Telling someone just to “be yourself” might be terrible advice


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The F Minus cartoon by Tony Carrillo on February 1, 2026 has a caption that says:

 

“For too long, we’ve ignored the devastating effects that ‘be yourself’ messaging can have on those people who happen to have rotten selves.”

 

Back on March 19, 2010 I blogged about Just be yourself (act naturally)? and I asked:

 

“Well, which self would you like to see: best or worst, relaxed or scared, et cetera?”

 

And there is a LinkedIn Pulse article on April 2, 2024 by Laura Bergells titled The Trouble with ‘Just Be Yourself’: A Deeper Look into Public Speaking Anxiety. A Mathew Hussey blog post on September 22, 2013 titled ‘Be Yourself’ – Bad Advice says:

 

“When someone says ‘be yourself’ all it does is give us validation for staying the same and not taking risks.”

 

My cartoon was adapted from a tee shirt and dragon at OpenClipArt.

 

 

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Six comic strips describing different types of dog barks


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Specific details can make a speech more memorable. Dave Kellett draws a web comic strip called Sheldon. Dogs are one of his common subjects. In the second half of February, he had a series of six comic strips, each describing four different types of dog barks. They are:

 

February 16, 2026

Trampoline’

‘Car engine that won’t turn over’

‘New Orleans slow funeral tuba’

‘Smoke detector with a dying battery’

 

February 18, 2026

Space shuttle launch’

‘Blender with a spoon in it’

‘Popcorn kernel that won’t pop’

‘Polite-but-still-unexpected-fart’

 

February 20, 2026

Opera singer who stubbed a toe’

‘Mic check at a concert’

‘Elevator that stops between floors’

‘Old man in need of a lozenge’

 

February 23, 2026

‘Two shoes in a dryer’

‘Inflatable guest bed slowly losing air all night’

’10-year old Scottish kid learning bagpipes’

‘Still-mad-at-you, Marvel-movie slow-walk-away’

 

February 25, 2026

‘Church organ warm up’

‘Submarine sonar ping’

‘Bubble wrap addict’

‘Unbalanced towels in the dryer’

 

February 27, 2026

Spanish bull before the charge’

‘Cave’

‘Slowly cracked soda can’

‘Winter-weight buffalo crossing the road in Yellowstone’

 

My comic was modified from images of a barking dog and layered grass at OpenClipArt.  

 

 

Friday, February 27, 2026

Does your vehicle have too many bumper stickers?


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Pearls Before Swine cartoon by Stephan Pastis on February 18, 2026 has the following dialogue:

 

Rat: Well, Carrie looks like you and me can

   be friends. Mind if I go check your car?

 

Carrie: What – you judge people

   by the kind of car they drive?

 

Rat: The number of bumper stickers.

 

Rat (holding sign):

0 = IDEAL

1 = FINE

2 = RED FLAG

3 or More = CERTIFIED NUT JOB

 

Rat: She had eleven.

 

As shown above, some vehicles even have more.  

 

 

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

An amusing xkcd comic with a 2x2 table about Dinosaurs or Not


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The xkcd comic by Randall Munroe on February 6, 2026 is titled Dinosaurs and Non-Dinosaurs. As shown above in my colorized version, there is a 2x2 table with horizontal categories for ARE DINOSAURS or ARE NOT DINOSAURS, and vertical categories for SEEM LIKE DINOSAURS or DON’T SEEM LIKE DINOSAURS.

 

This cartoon is discussed at Explain Xkcd. The box with orange at the upper right for ARE NOT DINOSAURS but SEEM LIKE DINOSAURS are mosasaurs, plesiosaurs, pteranodon, dimetrodon, and quetzalcoatlus. And the box with blue at the lower left for ARE DINOSAURS but DON’T SEEM LIKE DINOSAURS just are birds.

 

On January 19, 2024 I blogged about The Joy of 2x2 tables, or charts, or matrices.

 

 

Friday, February 6, 2026

Is today the first day of the rest of your life?


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doug Savage’s Savage Chickens cartoon for February 5, 2026 titled First has the following dialogue:

 

First Chicken: Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

 

Second Chicken: This second is the first second of the rest of this minute!

 

Second Chicken [continuing]: That’s how ridiculous you sound.

 

Where did that tired proverb come from? The Wikipedia article on Synanon has a section Beginnings saying their founder Charles E. ‘Chuck’ Dederich Sr. coined the phrase. But the 2012 Dictionary of Modern American Proverbs instead says on page 260 (see Google Books) that it first shows up in the January 29, 1968 Helena Montana Independent Record (but likely is older than that):

 

“The colorful fluorescent posters lining the walls of the crowded Student Union theatre bore such messages as….’Today is the first day of the rest of your life’.”

 

Another Wikipedia article attributes that proverb to The Digger Papers.

 

That proverb also is on a sign in a ‘Welcome to Hell’ Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An illustration for “This second is the first second of the rest of this minute!” is shown above based on an OpenClipArt image.

 

 

Thursday, January 29, 2026

An xkcd cartoon about hazardous male-to-male extension cords


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The xkcd comic for January 23, 2026 is titled Double-Pronged Extension Cord. My colorized version is shown above. It was discussed at Explain xkcd. A Wikipedia article titled Gender of connectors and fasteners has a section on Safety that explains how this is a tragedy waiting to happen:

 

A double-ended male connector for utility-supplied (mains) electrical power is extremely dangerous, and sometimes is called a ‘suicide cable’ or ‘widowmaker cord’. Some hardware shops explicitly refuse to make or sell them when asked by customers who have mistakenly hung a string of Christmas lights backwards and wish to connect the socket end to a wall socket, or who intend to connect a generator or inverter to their home's electrical circuit in the event of a utility power outage. The exposed prongs on the live end of the cable pose serious electrical shock and fire hazards, and when improperly used in a generator setup may cause the equipment to burn out when utility power is restored. It can also backfeed power into the grid, potentially damaging utility equipment or even electrocuting linemen attempting to restore power.

 

There is an article at the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) web site on September 15, 2022 titled CPSC warns consumers to immediately stop using male-to-male extension cords sold on Amazon.com due to electrocution, fire, and carbon monoxide poisoning hazards. A follow-up article at Consumer Reports by Tobie Stanger on September 16, 2022 is titled Don’t Use Male-to-Male Extension Cords Sold on Amazon – or Elsewhere.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For photography male-to-male extension cords sometimes were used to synchronize a pair of electronic flashes for cameras, like the suicide cable shown above. Of course, this was potentially dangerous because someone else might instead plug one end into an AC wall socket and destroy your flash. See an article at STROBIST in April 2006 titled Lighting 101: Build a Pro Synch Cord, Pt. 1.

 

The image of a suicide cable came from Wikimedia Commons. 

 

 

Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Life in the Present is a wonderfully joyful little book of comics by Liz Climo


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is a 112-page book from 2024 by Liz Climo titled Life in the Present: a joyful collection of comics about living in the moment. As shown above (in my version), the cover has a hamster looking out from a window in a gift box. That comic is shown on page 84. Its first frame has the hamster reading a book and is captioned:

 

“True happiness comes when you live in the present.”

 

Four sections in it are titled:

 

Work (page 7)

Play (page 32)

Rest (page 60)

Reflect (page 85)

 

There is a post by Rafael Velez at the threadless blog on July 19, 2024 titled Liz Climo on Living in the Present: Comics, Joy, and Everyday Magic.

 

And three examples of dialogue in this book from her cartoons are:

 

Page 34

Bear (playing cards): I get so nervous making new friends. What if they’re grumpy? Or have nothing to say? What if they get on my nerves?

Rabbit (also playing cards): Do you ever wonder if anyone feels that way about you?

Bear (still playing cards): Oh, no, I’m a delight.

 

Page 58

Penguin: Let’s hang out sometime. What’s your number?

Turtle: 6.

Penguin: Just 6?

Turtle: Yeah, I’m really old.

 

Page 89

Weasel (reading text from shark): Everyone is scared of me, do you think it’s because I’m so brutally honest?

Weasel (replies): Nah, dude, it’s because you’re a shark.

 

Many other cartoon are shown in a series of seven collections over at boredpanda:

 

June 29, 2015

Awkward everyday lives of lovable animals by Simpsons illustrator Liz Climo

 

October 13, 2016

Simpsons illustrator shows what would happen if animals celebrated Halloween (42 pics)

 

March 5, 2019

The Simpsons animator illustrates awkward everyday lives of lovable animals, amasses 849k Instagram followers

 

April 30, 2021

The Simpsons animator illustrates awkward everyday moments of these wholesome animals (30 new pics)

 

June 27, 2023

“The Simpsons” animator illustrates humorous everyday moments of talking animals (40 new pics)

 

October 29, 2024

“The Simpsons” animator Liz Climo creates humorous comic sillustrating cute moments of talking animals (30 new pics)

 

May 14, 2025

22 Funny everyday moments of talking animals illustrated by “The Simpsons” animator Liz Climo (new comics)

 

The gift box and hamster were adapted from OpenClipArt.

 

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

What truculent means and why it is not spelled truckulent


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The December 19, 2025 Pearls Before Swine comic by Stephan Pastis has the following dialogue:

 

Rat: You’re being truculent today.

Goat: What does ‘truculent’ mean?

Rat: Quick to argue.

Goat: I’m not like that.

Rat: And there you go being truculent.

Goat: I hate when he gets a new word-of-the-day calendar.

Rat: You can never argue about being truculent without being truculent.

 

And why isn’t it spelled with a ‘k’ as truckulent?  The Merriam-Webster dictionary explains:

 

“English speakers adopted truculent from Latin in the mid-16th century, trimming truculentus, a form of the Latin adjective trux, meaning ‘savage,’ and keeping the word’s meaning. Apparently in need of a new way to describe what is cruel and fierce, they applied truculent both to brutal things (wars, for example) and people (such as tyrants). Eventually even a plague could be truculent. In current use, though, the word has lost much of its etymological fierceness. It now typically describes the sort of person who is easily annoyed and eager to argue, or language that is notably harsh.”

 

A cartoon with a boy and a toy truck was adapted from OpenClipArt.

 

 

Saturday, December 20, 2025

There are at least three unusual possibilities for a pole used in the pole vault


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Randall Munroe’s humorous xkcd comic (shown above in my colorized version) from December 19, 2025 is simply titled Pole Vault Pole. The second one has a profile which resembles the Gateway Arch in St. Louis. An accompanying web page at Explain Xkcd notes all the rules say is that:

 

“The pole may be of any material or combination of materials and of any length or diameter, but the basic surface must be smooth."

 

Friday, December 12, 2025

A recent Savage Chickens cartoon about taking off the pressure on a speaker by releasing a crate of snakes


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

What is even worse than having an ‘elephant in the room?’ (a subject that everyone knows about but no one wants to talk about)?

 

Releasing a crate of snakes is way worse than a single elephant. There is a cartoon by Doug Savage at Savage Chickens on November 24, 2025 titled Taking Off the Pressure. And a well-known article by Geoffrey Brewer at Gallup News on March 19, 2001 is titled Snakes Top List of Americans’ Fears. In their 2001 poll snakes were feared by 51% while speaking in front of an audience was feared by 40%. (Another 1998 poll had 56% fearing snakes and 45% fearing public speaking). 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More recently the Chapman Survey of American Fears has the broader fear category of reptiles from 2015 to 2024. A bar chart shown above compares fear of reptiles with fear of public speaking. In 2015, 2016, and 2017 more people feared reptiles. More recently more people feared public speaking.