There is a Pearls Before Swine cartoon on July 1, 2026 by Stephan Pastis with the following dialogue:
Rat: I’m now a professional life coach, and because you’re my friend I’ve decided to help you for free.
Pig: Oh goodie! How?
Rat: It starts with this chart I’ve drawn up showing the percentage of your life that you act like a real dum dum.
Pig and Rat: looking at chart [see above]
Rat: Do that less.
Pig: Somehow your help never feels like help.
Rat: Shoot. Now it’s 99%.
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